Too boy to be girl

But all identifying parts were intact – for now.

Twiddly dee, twiddly dae,

Too hetero-like to be gay.

Not quite Phantom of the Opera,

But I sure liked Annie and Grease,

Not too far from Christianity,

I dunno much about any deities.

Washing machine, washing machine,

Make my brain go round and round.

Walking by flyers for poetry slams

Cuz I got stage fright,

So this’ll do for now. 

Damn damn,

My oh my,

I won’t wear shame

As time passes me by,

Label me this

Label me that

Label me happy,

Cuz stress?

F**k that.